why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
permanentlyhiddlestoned: phoenix: sakibatch: one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry” And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar. I just spit water all over my desk.
egg-rolls: omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website
tyleroakley: I don’t know about you but I’m feeling
first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
textpoops: hitlervevo: textpoops: hitlervevo: today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead Actually no you can’t because you’re dead please do not spread lies to the relatively easily deceived tumblr community STOP I MEANT TO TYPE ‘DEAF’ What I can’t hear you
notahoe: eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
dorfs: Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
When talking about a crush...
laugh-addict: Normal girls… My friends and I…
shavingryansprivates: hannabarbarian: basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
when your computer is already super slow and you...
538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi: people who do math homework in pen are fearless
dslites: why does chad just carry a basketball to every class like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies chad u ok chad chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.